That 'Aww crap!' moment when your mom is almost home and you look around and haven't done anything she told you to do.
You cannot change the circumstances, the seasons, or the wind, but you can change yourself....
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so...
Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy. They just care if we...
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.
Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am...
The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight! So I thought I'd...
Hey Millionaires: If you don't have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from...
I don't like talking on the phone when my parents are listening. So uncomfortable.
I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow...
Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you dont like.
Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents.
That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...
I don't understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when...
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.
C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy.
The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you...