I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Quote by George Carlin

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Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

The status quo sucks.

The status quo sucks.

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next...

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Think off-center.

Think off-center.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that...

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that...

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30...

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good...

Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off.

Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off.

Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future

Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future

I myself spent hours in the Columbia library as intimidated and embarrassed as a famished...

I myself spent hours in the Columbia library as intimidated and embarrassed as a famished...