Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.

Quote by George Burns

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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only...

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

Its hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a...

How can I die? I'm booked.

How can I die? I'm booked.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what...

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and...

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...

The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have...

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.