The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

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Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

Walking down the stairs and thinking that there's another step until you hulk stomp the...

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

That moment of embarrassment when you wave at someone but they don't wave back.

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas...

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it.

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they...

That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesnt mean all parachutes are perfect.

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

The awkward moment when the weirdest person in your school gets a boyfriend and you're...

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.