School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we are the prisoners.
Whenever I can't find something it just happens to magically appears when my mom looks...
Q:'You don't spoil your grandchildren do you? A:'Not this morning, I haven't seen them yet.'
Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...
No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the...
Only surround yourself with people who will lift you higher.
That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...
That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question...
Every sleepy boy and girl in every bed around the world ~~ Can hear the...
Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.
Always make the best of the best, and never make bad worse.
'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.'...
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like.
My mom told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap.
I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question was considered talking back.
The best part of sleepovers are the deep conversations you have in the middle of...
That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are...
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given...
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
Students now arrive at the university ignorant and cynical about our political heritage, lacking the...
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies,...