That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up.

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I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

I always look behind the shower curtain before I go pee...you know, incase there is...

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence.

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and...

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing...

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...

The awkward moment when you look up from your phone and the person you have...

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out...

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

Nothing ever goes exactly as planned. Thats why its a plan...not a certainty.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward run you do when a car lets you cross the street.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you throw something at your friend and it hits somebody else.

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what...

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

I hate when I can't remember if I am drying off my face with the...

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

If you love yourself, you're conceited. If you hate yourself, you want attention. We're screwed...

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.

That mini heart attack when you send a text to the wrong person.