People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on.
Quote by OJ Taylor Wayne Assman
Keeping It Real Quotes
Shit Happens Quotes
Today's Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones.
Dont respect someone for making a promise. Respect them for keeping it.
Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last...
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a...
Staring at a dead body in a movie to see if you can catch them...
You can plan a pretty picnic but you cant predict the weather.
Some people are like bathrooms, they're either taken, or full of sh*t.
Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no...
Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe...
I never thought I'd say it but muthafuk a friend, cuz yo dawg be the...
When it came to yo pussy ass nigga I woulda killed, but it was my...
I kept it real all my life, I never stepped on toes.
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to...
Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.
Leaving your blinker on while driving is the road form of leaving your fly unzipped.
Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a WHITE bikini or...
I follow my friends around their house, because i don't want to be left alone...
My car only heats up enough about 30 seconds before I reach my destination.
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold...
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize