Quotes by Will Rogers

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches

#Liberty, #Speech

It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script...

#Movies

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

#Money

All I know is what I read in the papers

#Newspapers

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

#Pain

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

#Prohibition

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

#Change, #Politicians

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office

#Politicians

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

#Politicians

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put...

#Politicians

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be...

#Politics

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

#Politics