I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Humor Quotes, Truth Quotes

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn...

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back...

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting...

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go...