I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
Quote by Will Rogers
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the...
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you...
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
I don't know what humor is. Anything that's funny -- tragedy or anything, it don't...
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is,...
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me...
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
The law is silent during war
Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.