Quotes by Will Rogers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

#Funny, #Government

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

#Government

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

#Heroism

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

#Heroism

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

#Action, #Heroism

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

#Ignorance

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

#Inventions

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

#Common Sense, #Intelligence

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

#Funny, #Jobs

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

#Journalism

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.

#Law And Lawyers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association...

#Learning