People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.

Quote by Will Rogers

Topics: Self Efficiency Quotes

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you...

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year...

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Politics is applesauce.

Politics is applesauce.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know...