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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

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Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

I hope we never live to see the day when a thing is as bad...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

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There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

There comes Coolidge and does nothing and retires a hero, not only because he hadn't...

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...

All I know is what I read in the papers

All I know is what I read in the papers

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the familiy parrotto the town gossip.

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...