There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
Quote by Will Rogers
Will Rogers Quotes
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him father.
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their...
If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there...
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough...
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for...
In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where...
An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.
Among the blind, the squinter rules
It is a golden maxim to cultivate the garden for the nose, and the eyes...