If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Reward Quotes

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women because they're...

Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for other women because they're...

Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life...

Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life...

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet...

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet...