If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Reward Quotes

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day...

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why...

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but thats not why...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer...

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money,...

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money,...