Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Cute Quotes, Laughter Quotes

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an...

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.