My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth...

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...

You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of...