Quotes by Stephen Colbert

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto...

#Stephen Colbert

In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently...

#Stephen Colbert

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled...

#Stephen Colbert

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want...

#Comedy

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...

#Decision, #Press

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want...

#Comedy, #Facts

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

#Books, #Facts, #Heart

I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will...

#Facts

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no...

#George W Bush

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and...

#Humor

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

#Humor

Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK...

#Humor