I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.

Quote by Stephen Colbert

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I can't prove it, but I can say it.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

As God said to Job, Checkmate

As God said to Job, Checkmate

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

I can't prove it, but I can say it.

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto...

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto...

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.

I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want...

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want...

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to...

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to...

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled...

I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled...

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want...

People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want...

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and...

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and...

Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came...

Truthiness is tearing apart our country, and I don't mean the argument over who came...

Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red,...

Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. Whats wrong with red,...

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take...

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take...

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no...

When the president decides something on Monday, he still believes it on Wednesday - no...

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...

Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces...

Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your...

Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your...

People become successful the minute they decide to.

People become successful the minute they decide to.

Life decisions are those decision that you have made at the core of your soul,...

Life decisions are those decision that you have made at the core of your soul,...

The reactionaries are in possession of force, in not only the army and police, but...

The reactionaries are in possession of force, in not only the army and police, but...