Quotes by Scott Adams

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

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Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

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There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

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The only risk of failure is promotion.

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The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

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The best things in life are silly.

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Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

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Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

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