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We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

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I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...