Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...
The only risk of failure is promotion.
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
You can change only what people know, not what they do.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.
There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...