If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease...

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...

It is not the young people that degenerate; they are not spoiled till those of...

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

The universe contains vastly more order than Earth-life could ever demand. All those distant galaxies,...

The universe contains vastly more order than Earth-life could ever demand. All those distant galaxies,...