I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

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You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Creative minds are rarely tidy

Creative minds are rarely tidy

There is a fountain of youth: It is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...

There is a fountain of youth: It is your mind, your talents, the creativity you...