Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if...

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a...

If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a...

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife, Throughout the sensual world proclaim, One crowded hour...

Sound, sound the clarion, fill the fife, Throughout the sensual world proclaim, One crowded hour...

The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it...

The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it...