Quotes by Scott Adams

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

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Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how...

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask?...

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If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

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I get mail; therefore I am.

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Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

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You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the...

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All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

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