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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of...

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

You can change only what people know, not what they do.

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them...

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them...

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a...

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a...

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of...

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of...