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If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the...

I get mail; therefore I am.

I get mail; therefore I am.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of...

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company

The best things in life are silly.

The best things in life are silly.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild.

Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild.

An old man loved is winter with flowers

An old man loved is winter with flowers

Love does not just sit there, like a stone; it had to be made, like...

Love does not just sit there, like a stone; it had to be made, like...

Nuptial love makes mankind; friendly love perfects it; but wanton love corrupts and debases it.

Nuptial love makes mankind; friendly love perfects it; but wanton love corrupts and debases it.