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Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

The only risk of failure is promotion.

The only risk of failure is promotion.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that...

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a...

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious...

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

All vendor demos are boring. It's the law, I think.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and...

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and...