Quotes by Oscar Wilde

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

#Being A Man

A true friend stabs you in the front.

#Funny Friendship

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

#Funny, #Relationships

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

#Funny, #Sarcastic

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

#Funny, #Sarcastic

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old...

#Friendship, #Funny

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

#Funny, #Life

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she...

#Funny, #Mom

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It...

#Funny, #Wise

Friendship is far more tragic than love, it lasts longer.

#Cool, #Friendship

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

#Funny, #Smart