I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my...

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

It (cricket) requires one to assume such indecent postures

It (cricket) requires one to assume such indecent postures

If the poor only had profiles there would be no difficulty in solving the problem...

If the poor only had profiles there would be no difficulty in solving the problem...

Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.

God's eternal laws are kind-and break the heart of stone.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

The sign of a Philistine age is the cry of immorality against art.

The sign of a Philistine age is the cry of immorality against art.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Insincerity is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities

Insincerity is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.

Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so...

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so...

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution

Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own...

Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own...

Those late night text messages when you just confess everything.

Those late night text messages when you just confess everything.

Guilt and no guilt: these were the worst things. The only thing worse than the...

Guilt and no guilt: these were the worst things. The only thing worse than the...