I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Friendship Quotes, Funny Quotes

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat

So never lose an opportunity of urging a practical beginning, however small, for it is...

So never lose an opportunity of urging a practical beginning, however small, for it is...

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I can resist everything except temptation.

It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in...

It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in...

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than...

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than...

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a...

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a...

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who...

The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who...

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

Authority is quite degrading

Authority is quite degrading

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret...

She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret...

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.

The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of...

The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of...