Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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Anybody can write a three-volume novel. It merely requires a complete ignorance of both life...

Anybody can write a three-volume novel. It merely requires a complete ignorance of both life...

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else...

There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel no one else...

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper...

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is a proper...

Nature is always behind the age.

Nature is always behind the age.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past...

There is only one real tragedy in a woman's life. The fact that her past...

How else but through a broken heart may Lord Christ enter in?

How else but through a broken heart may Lord Christ enter in?

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his...

From the point of view of literature Mr. Kipling is a genius who drops his...

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.

He hadn't a single redeeming vice.

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

I have nothing to declare except my genuis.

Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party

Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

Passionate hatreds can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. These people haunted by...

Passionate hatreds can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. These people haunted by...

Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not...

Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not...

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was...

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was...