As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Mom Quotes

Of course the music is a great difficulty. You see, if one plays good music,...

Of course the music is a great difficulty. You see, if one plays good music,...

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

The heart was made to be broken.

The heart was made to be broken.

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

Men of thoughts should have nothing to do with action

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs for ever and ever

In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs for ever and ever

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

I have nothing to declare but my genius.

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible

I can believe anything as long as it is incredible

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

It often happens that the real tragedies of life occur in such an inartistic manner...

It often happens that the real tragedies of life occur in such an inartistic manner...

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Simplicity is Beauty and Beauty is simplicity, nothing more, nothing less.

Simplicity is Beauty and Beauty is simplicity, nothing more, nothing less.

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when...

Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.

Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative.

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well...

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well...

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than...

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than...

Prayer has comforted us in sorrow and will help strengthen us for the journey ahead.

Prayer has comforted us in sorrow and will help strengthen us for the journey ahead.

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to...

I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to...

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.

People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.