I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Smart Quotes

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

Yes, I am a thorough republican. No other form of government is so favorable to...

Yes, I am a thorough republican. No other form of government is so favorable to...

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people...

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people...

Experience is the name we give to our past mistakes

Experience is the name we give to our past mistakes

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at...

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at...

Everything will change. The only question is growing up or decaying.

Everything will change. The only question is growing up or decaying.

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

A mans face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction.

A mans face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction.

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old...

Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old...

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Sometimes when my internet is down I forget the rest of my computer still works....

Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.

Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.