A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it...

Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it...

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like...

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like...

Men become old, but they never become good

Men become old, but they never become good

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance

The past is of no importance. The present is of no importance. It is with...

The past is of no importance. The present is of no importance. It is with...

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life

Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life

All trials are trials for one's life, just as all sentences are sentences of death.

All trials are trials for one's life, just as all sentences are sentences of death.

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love...

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love...

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.

Society exists only as a mental concept; in the real world there are only individuals.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality...

I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

Your mind, while blessed with permanent memory, is cursed with lousy recall. Written goals provide...

Your mind, while blessed with permanent memory, is cursed with lousy recall. Written goals provide...

Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave, or they...

Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave, or they...

Night brings our troubles to the light, rather than banishes them.

Night brings our troubles to the light, rather than banishes them.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the...

Space is as infinite as we can imagine, and expanding this perspective is what adjusts...

Space is as infinite as we can imagine, and expanding this perspective is what adjusts...