A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

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He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they...

He lives the poetry that he cannot write. The others write the poetry that they...

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

One can give a really unbiased opinion only about things that do not interest one

One can give a really unbiased opinion only about things that do not interest one

Vulgarity is the conduct of other people, just as falsehoods are the truths of other...

Vulgarity is the conduct of other people, just as falsehoods are the truths of other...

Simplicity is Beauty and Beauty is simplicity, nothing more, nothing less.

Simplicity is Beauty and Beauty is simplicity, nothing more, nothing less.

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it has...

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it has...

The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action

The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us

People sometimes inquire what form of government is most suitable for an artist to live...

People sometimes inquire what form of government is most suitable for an artist to live...

Who, being loved, is poor?

Who, being loved, is poor?

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

One can give a really unbiased opinion only about things that do not interest one

One can give a really unbiased opinion only about things that do not interest one

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability

Only the shallow know themselves.

Only the shallow know themselves.

You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you...

You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you...

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

When good Americans die they go to Paris.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on...

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They...

Women's liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's men who are discriminated against. They...

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to...

No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to...