A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend...

True friends stab you in the front.

True friends stab you in the front.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always...

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

She...can talk brillantly upon any subject provided she knows nothing about it.

She...can talk brillantly upon any subject provided she knows nothing about it.

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead...

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead...

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.

The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

What seems to us bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.

What seems to us bitter trials are often blessings in disguise.

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.

Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other...

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other...

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of...

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of...

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment...

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

Seriousness is the last refuge of the shallow.

His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be

His morality is all sympathy, just what morality should be

Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested...

Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested...

Every new idea looks crazy at first.

Every new idea looks crazy at first.

Baseball people, and that includes myself, are slow to change and accept new ideas. I...

Baseball people, and that includes myself, are slow to change and accept new ideas. I...