The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a...

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough I Love You's.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.