Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

Quote by Lenny Bruce

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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough I Love You's.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of...

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.