Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.

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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

There are never enough I Love You's.

There are never enough I Love You's.

Communism is like one big phone company.

Communism is like one big phone company.

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to...

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.