Quotes by Lenny Bruce

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.

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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.

#Lenny Bruce

I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

#Lenny Bruce

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We...

#Lenny Bruce

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

#Lenny Bruce

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

#Lenny Bruce

Communism is like one big phone company.

#Lenny Bruce

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it...

#Church, #God

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.

#Cities

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing...

#Communism

Communism is like one big phone company.

#Religion, #Schools

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little...

#People, #Trying