Quotes by Jersey Shore

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

#Jersey Shore

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

#Drama Queen

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

#Jersey Shore

Oh, yah!!!

#Jersey Shore

Cabs are here!

#Jersey Shore

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

#Jersey Shore

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

#Jersey Shore

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

#Jersey Shore

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

#Jersey Shore

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

#Jersey Shore

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

#Jersey Shore

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

#Jersey Shore