Quotes by Jersey Shore

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

#Jersey Shore

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

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There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

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These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

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Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

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Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

#Being Drunk

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

#Being Drunk

Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...

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Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

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If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

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You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

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Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

#Jersey Shore