GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

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Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then...

Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then...

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

No granata per favore. -Vinny

No granata per favore. -Vinny

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.