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Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see