It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

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Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...