Quotes by Jersey Shore

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

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You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

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The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

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A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

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Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

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If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

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Burgers for the boys!

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I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

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I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

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Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

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I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

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We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

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