Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

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Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Cabs are here!

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...