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Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation