Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something.

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No granata per favore. -Vinny

No granata per favore. -Vinny

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Guidos are here! -Pauly D

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Oh, yah!!!

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D