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When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Cabs are here!

Cabs are here!

Oh, yah!!!

Oh, yah!!!

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!