Quotes by Jarod Kintz

I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull...

#Communication, #Conversation, #Funny

Dont go looking for pancakes when you have flapjacks at home.

#Adultery, #Funny, #Homewrecker

I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at...

#Horses, #Humor

If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work....

#Funny, #Hospitals, #Humor

If I can delay your action with my inaction, then Ill gladly do nothing for...

#Humor, #Inaction

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

#Funny, #Humanity, #Humor

The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep...

#Inflation

If I told you Ive worked hard to get where Im at, Id be lying,...

#Funny, #Hard Work, #Lies

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no...

#Inspirational, #Living, #Philosophy

When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust....

#Humor, #Love, #Lust

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never...

#Bizarre, #Funny, #Humor