Quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

#Fred Allen

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

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Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group...

#Fred Allen

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

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A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

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A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

#Fred Allen

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the...

#Fred Allen

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

#Fred Allen

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...

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Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

#Employees

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

#Fred Allen