Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

Quote by Fred Allen

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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and...

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television.

I wanted to describe the world at the same time, through image, express what I...

I wanted to describe the world at the same time, through image, express what I...