Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission

Quote by Fred Allen

Topics: Advertising Quotes, Funny Quotes

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,...

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare.

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too...

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the...

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on...

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

Television is a triumph of equipment over people and the minds that control it are...

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Television is a corporate vulgarity

Television is a corporate vulgarity