Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission
Quote by Fred Allen
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually...
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own...
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the...
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy...
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them...
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood and place it in the navel of...
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just...
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the...
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the...
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.